[Introductory narrative]
Peter Parker: Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale; if somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.
Peter Parker: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
Mary Jane: That's disgusting.
Harry Osborn: Yeah, hateful little things
Mary Jane: I love them.
Harry Osborn: Yeah? Me too.
[Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane.]
Mary Jane: Don't make me look ugly.
Peter Parker: That's impossible!
Flash Thompson: You think you're pretty funny, don't you Parker?
Peter Parker: I wouldn't like to fight you Flash.
Flash Thompson: Yeah, I wouldn't like to fight me either.
[As Flash Thompson tries to beat up Peter Parker in school]
Mary Jane: Help him, Harry.
Harry Osborn: Which one?
[Trying to learn how to shoot a web]
Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Web it! Tally ho!
Aunt May: Don't you want a bite?
Peter Parker: No thanks. Got a bite.
Uncle Ben: Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through the exact same thing at your age.
Peter Parker: No. Not exactly.
Uncle Ben: I know I'm not your father...
Peter Parker: So stop pretending to be.
Ring Announcer: What's your name kid?
Peter Parker: The Human Spider.
Ring Announcer: That's it? That's all you got? That sucks!.
Peter Parker: 100 bucks? But the ad said 3,000.
Wrestling Promoter: Well check it again. The ad said 3,000 for three minutes. You pinned him in two, so I give you a hundred bucks.
Peter Parker: I need that money.
Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart. Why didn't you stop him?
Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
[talking about Uncle Ben]
Peter Parker: I can't help thinking about...the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.
Aunt May: You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.
[as Peter Parker confronts the carjacker who just murdered Uncle Ben]
Carjacker: Don't hurt me, just give me a chance, just give me a chance...
Peter Parker: What about my uncle? Did you give HIM a chance? DID YOU???
[after Mary Jane's audition]
Mary Jane: So you just came by?
Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood...
Mary Jane: He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.
Mary Jane: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
Mary Jane: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Mary Jane: Do I get to say thank you this time?
Subway Guitarist: Dressed like a spider, he looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug...
J. Jonah Jameson: No job, freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. MEAT! I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat, but I never said you have a job.
Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: We sold out four printings.
J. Jonah Jameson: Sold out??
Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: Every copy.
J. Jonah Jameson: Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time...
Peter Parker: No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.
[in Aunt May's hospital room, talking about Mary Jane]
Peter Parker: Well, Harry's in love with her. She's still his girl.
Aunt May: Isn't that up to her?
Peter Parker: She doesn't really know who I am.
Aunt May: Because you won't let her! You're so mysterious all the time. Tell me, would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else KNOWS...
Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know!
[in Aunt May's hospital room]
Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.
Mary Jane: You said that?
Peter Parker: Oh, something like that...
Peter Parker: I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.
Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker?
Peter Parker: That's all I have to give...
