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Ode to a Superhero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town
La la la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight
Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain
"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screwy and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone
And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequel comes 'round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right
Theme from Spider-man - Aerosmith
Spider-man, Spider-man.
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, sweet surprise.
Catches thieves, Just like flies,
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-man!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
No escape from his spider web.
Look out!
There goes the Spider!
When the chill meets the night,
At the scream of the crime,
Like a laser light,
He arrives just in time.
Spider-man, Spider-man,
doin' the impossible, why? Because he can.
Spider-man, Spider-man,
doin' what he got to get a copy of the plan
Look out!
life is a great big bang-up,
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spider-man!
Hero - Nickelback
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
No heaven, no heaven don't hear me.
And they say that a hero can save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as they all fly away.
Someone told me love will all save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came.
And they say that a hero can save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as they all fly away.
Now that the world isn't ending, it's love that I'm sending to you.
It isn't the love of a hero, and that's why I fear it won't do.
And they say that a hero can save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as they all fly away.
And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
As they all fly away.
What we're all about - Sum 41
Nevertheless am I dressed for the occasion
It’s number 32 now here’s the situation
If the beat moves your feet then don’t change the station
Pack your bags cause we’re leaving on a permanent vacation
Well, I’m a disaster
A microphone master
Put on your tape and rock your ghetto blaster
It’s not about the money, cars, hotels, or resorts
About sweating all the bitches in the biker shorts
I’m Dave Brown Sound and you see me running late
Cause I’m always making time to make your girlie feel great
And I’m Bizzy D from way down town
I’m known to rock a mic like a king was a crown
When I’m on top I’m gonna borrow that bootie
Hustling deals like Mickey Macoote
When I wake up I like a pound of bacon
Start off the day with my arteries shaking
[Chorus x4]
Rock! It's what we're all about
It's what we live for
C'mon shout it out
Well I bring down the house in every city we play
Just from pickin' up the mic' in a usual way
We rock and talk with a bass that's funny
We could even tear it up at a grade school party
Well I can keep the beat but I can't break dis
It's hard to look cool in crazy pants
But I wear 'em anyway even when they look whack
It's my personal way to bring the 80's back
Gave up the life of servin' burger and fries
High cholesterol gettin' grease in my eyes
I was drinkin' underage I belong on stage
Hello rock 'n' roll goodbye minimum wage
I'm teachin' you a lesson in mic' control
Makin' rhymes with my letters in my cereal bowl
Lucky number seven every dice I roll
Sum 41 to the power as the poon patrol
[Chorus x4]
Well let's avoid confusion by makin' one thing clear
The rock we're bringin' is gonna instill fear
and the power we control should be revered
We sold our soul to Satan two times last year
Take a look to the point, to the point I'm makin'
We rock the oven when we're stone cold bakin'
And we get outta hand and bust up the room
JD is to blame for the Legion of Doom
'Cause I'm the B-I double Z-Y
You ain't better than me, I ain't your average guy
I like to watch girls shake with a kung fu wah
Well the goon platoon is on the on the flavor trip
We beat down London, slayed LA
Got an APB on the jams we play
So when you're on the stage cold grabbin' your cock
Pledge allegiance to the sum the new kings of rock
[Chorus]
60s theme
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size, catches thieves just like flies.
Look out, here comes the Spider-Man.
Is he strong, listen bud he's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread, take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Man.
In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime.
Like a streak of light, he arrives just in time.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Wealth and fame? He's ignored.
Action is his reward. To him life's just a great big bang up.
Wherever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spider-Man.
Leave You Far Behind - Lunatic Calm
I wanna take you on a roller coaster
I wanna tell you that i'm feeling closer
I wanna push it right over the line (2x)
The line that you draw as you draw me near (2x)
I want (9x)
I wanna leave you far behind...
I want (9x)
I wanna take you far behind...
I wanna take you on a roller coaster
I wanna tell you that i'm feeling closer
I wanna push it right over the line (2x)
The line that you draw as you draw me near (2x)
I want (9x)
I wanna leave you far behind...
I want (9x)
I wanna take you far behind...
I wanna take you...
I wanna take you far behind...
I want (9x)
I wanna leave you far behind...
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